parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
My love life.
aaron-mp: Meet somebody. Start talking, get close. Begin liking them. Too scared to confess your feelings for them. Continue being close. They find someone, and get together. Sulk in regret & sadness. Repeat for rest of life.
jsounthone: i’m done being nice to people who treat my like shit.
awysha: Omg <3
robertjortega asked: what? not even dude ....
Those songs whose lyrics describe exactly how...
me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honoured
band member: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
To be honest, you're the only one I've ever spent...
Anonymous asked: oh no wonder theres not a star in the sky today, because ur here ;) HAHAHAH